according to my dentist, i'm still going through puberty
at 20
i'm quite the late bloomer!!

i dont know - it's like everything is a machine
INSTITUTIONS ARE JUST MACHINES
even this thing i'm on is just a machine
and now i'm talking to you on it
so am i really even me?
or am i just this machine?
like i feel in between us, there is a machine
and it's the truth
in between us, there is a machine
so it's like me, i'm irrelevant to this whole interplay of machines - like anybody could be me
but the fact that i am here doesn't matter

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i think it is so interesting that so many cultures have the same concept of food
what i'm talking about is various foods wrapped in wrappings, like
- perogies
- ravioli
- won ton
- samosas
- empanada
- "potstickers" - (american dumplings)
- patties
- pizza pops

i think it is a good argument against racism - probably the best of all possible arguments
but i don't know anyone who would argue for racism and if i did, i would kill them with my own barefists
except for racism against the whitey mcwhitersons, that's more tolerable in my books -- hmm i guess that makes me a racist

okay add some more to my list thanks loyal readers and loyal friends and loyal subjects of this kingdom
oh yeah and the loyalist of all pets -- birds

*i dont' have a period button that's why i don't punctuate

i'm gonna use this as a racial incidence log like dave from banana boys but i don't think i will go so far as to punch a white guy becuase he looked at me the wrong way, like he was about to do something racist
but keep an eye out, all 800 of my loyal readers - there's gonna be some good shiettt

ALICIA IS THE WHACKEST TRICK ON THE FACE OF THIS EARTH WALLLLLLLLAHI
here is a complete, unabridged list of reasons:
1 she doesn't have to go to school
2 she makes me write internet
3 she thinks she is keyshia cole
4 she doesn't like bear force one

WHO IN THE HELL DOESN'T LIKE BEAR FORCE ONE?

i abridged it, so waht?

what means listless

second post in two days, wtf me?
for halloween, i be a cactus

i had to explain it a few times though

STRANGER: WAIT WHAT ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO BE?
ME: umm i can't just tell you, you have to guess ... maybe if i stand like this you will get it better (stands like a cactus)
STRANGER: ummm i dont know
ME: okay, obviously i'm a plant (points to flowers), i'm green and i'm spiky
STRANGER: OH A ROSE

ME: no, umm it's in a desert

STRANGER: OH a COYOTE
ME: umm no
STRANGER #2: obviously he's a cactus
ME: GOOD CALL!!!
STRANGER: oh the flowers threw me off\
ME: my favourite part about cacti are their flowers

and it was a really good costume too so fuck them

i had a bit of a drunken encounter with these racist douchebags
we had just gotten out of club - still in clubbing district (blah) and i was with my friend M
i am T, this jerk is D

M: ure annoying!
T: ure cute!
D: ure both ugly!
- being my drunk self
T: YOUR MOTHER
D: your sister
T: your mother is worse than my sister
D: you're chinese
T: YOU'RE A NAZI

T (to self): that was really upsetting

T (screaming down the street): get the FUCK out of toronto you motherfucking nazi


and i know it was a bit shallow but i thought it was a really good comeback because that was racist!
& i was drunk

i'm taking this math course called ELEMENTARY CONCEPTS OF MATHEMATICS and i thought it would be more pedagogical in nature - learning more about teaching, techniques, have more of an education lean - but it turns out to be just grade 1 - grade 8 math with a dash of education
it's really disappointing - my prof makes it more difficult than it should be and i am not sure if these people in the class are really interested in education
and my prof has this incredibly thick accent
all in all, it's shitty

GRR IM STEAMING MAD

toot toot!!

hi jane, this is to tell you about lupe

he was really impressive - he impressed me with his flow, his freestyling, his singing, and his dancing.

he got really into the performance but he would say funny things like : TORONTO IS MY SECOND HOME and im like (yeahhhhh right)

he called TI and we chatted for a bit and congratulated him for finishing his house arrest.

we sang happy birthday to his little niece that was just born that day... so we called him uncle lu

however, he didnt come on til 1030 or something and that was really lame

my back hurt, maybe it still hurts

and at the end, when they did superstar, they played the chorus like eight times over and over and over.. like the killed that song.   

okay i revamped my journal.  so all my loyal readers cuz i know i have 800 of you, you will have to learn how to navigate the new non kwanzaa themed journal.

this is what happened: i realised that i'm not black and i was like hey, wait a minute, i'm asian.  so i went to lj site to find a chinese new year theme or something at least some kind of asian theme but there was none....

so now my race is elephant.

the best race of them all!

OMG GLORIA.  my journal has many uses.  geeeeeez!

i'm alive, i'm a journal!  i saw this chick in my psych class and she was surfing ontd and at the end of the class, i went up to her and introduced myself, i said, i'm terrence, she said i'm heather, and we became ontd buddies.  but then i told her i dont even have an lj, she told me to make one and now here i am, with an lj and a new friend that i have to find again.